Where funny captions go to die
In all honesty, there's almost no reason to frequent this particular domain anymore. However, if you'd care to take a gander at my humor weg, Write in the Kisser, simply click the pic below.
For the essentially non-existent percentage of you that happens to be looking for the few legitimate examples of freelance work I have to my credit, please continue on.
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Legitimate Newspaper Articles
- 06/01/07 - Hot CoCo: A slippery (and apparently praiseworthy*) firsthand follow-up to my original groundbreaking report on the new CoCo Key Water Resort in Danvers, MA. Also featured: Two cameos of yours truly in an eye-melting Hawaiian shirt. (Just click on the video and put on your shades.)
*Trevor,
Your story was beyond amazing on Coco Key Water Resort in Danvers. Truly, it is the best one I have seen to date. You did a great job. Thank you so much for the excellent writing and photos. You are most welcome at Coco anytime! I will keep you posted on Coco happenings for sure. Have a nice day.
Peggy Rose
Coco publicist
- 03/30/07 - Loco for CoCo: Can an indoor water resort prove the Key to an economic revival on the North Shore? Also, how many water-related puns can Trevor pour into a single article before his editor drowns?
- 03/15/07 - Hocus Focus: An award-winning profile of three magicians at various stages in their performing careers. "What awards has it won?" you ask. What awards indeed.
- 01/26/07 - Into the Lens: The story of one promising young filmmaker's efforts to expose ongoing senselessness in the world, including illegal immigration, racism, and giant evil toast.
- 12/22/06 - Citizen Cane: A delicious behind-the-scenes look at a local sweet shop's process for making candy canes from scratch. Guaranteed to induce Type 2 diabetes! (Don't worry, that's the fun kind.)
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IT'S ABOUT.COM DAMN TIME!
IT'S ABOUT.COM DAMN TIME!
As a former writer for the theme park section of About.com, I...errr, wrote a lot about theme parks. (You can see why they hired me.) Unfortunately, given that most of the work consisted of compiling rote, didactic profiles of various amusement attractions, there wasn't a whole lot of leeway for my trademark jocularity or searing irony. However, on occasion I was able to slip in the odd joke or two about g-force induced vomiting and/or public nudity (though not in so many words), so if you're a fan of sneaky, snarky humor at irregular intervals, feel free to check out the links on the following page and see if you can spy the sly: It's About.com Damn Time
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Anyone wishing to contact the author may do so at webmaster@trevormacomber.com
(But honestly, why would you ever want to?)
(But honestly, why would you ever want to?)