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HUMOR COLUMNS

NEWS ARTICLES

  • 06/01/07 - Hot CoCo: "Man on the scene"-style review of the new CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort.
  • 03/30/07 - Loco for CoCo: A preliminary appraisal of the unfinished CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort under construction in Danvers, MA.
  • 03/15/07 - Hocus Focus: An extended profile of three magicians at various stages in their performing careers.
  • 01/26/07 - Into the Lens: The story of one promising young filmmaker's efforts to expose ongoing senselessness in the world, including illegal immigration, historical racism, and giant evil toast.
  • 12/22/06 - Citizen Cane: A behind-the-scenes look at one local sweet shop's process for creating candy canes from scratch.

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MISCELLANEOUS

  • 7/20/08-7/25/08 - Good Morning America Carpool Challenge: A skeptical colleague takes me up on my challenge to carpool to work together for an entire week. The world, meanwhile, looks on in amusement.