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PUBLISHED HUMOR COLUMNS
11/30/09 - Jump n' Jivin', Jump-in Divin': Under the sea, under the sea, life is much better down where it's wetter -- take it from me (or, at least, Sebastian the Lobster).
6/6/09 - I Know a Boat You Can Get On: Part dos in an exhaustingve tres part series about my recent vacation to Puerto Rico.
6/2/09 - I Want to Go Back to San Juan: Part uno in an exhaustingve tres part series about my recent vacation to Puerto Rico. (No, I swear I'm not rubbing it in your face. Especially since that's how I got that restraining order last time.)
4/4/09 -Struggling to Pass a Pop Quiznos: One $100 million sandwich conglomerate vs. one relatively unknown and mildly outraged humor writer in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-nothing Battle of the Bread. Who do you think comes out on top?! (Hint: Who cares?)
1/26/09 - It's Not Easy Being Green - at Christmas, anyway:It may have taken me more than a year to get around to skewering our country's most revered holiday once again, but I submit that it was worth the wait!
12/07/07 -It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Death: A satirical take on one of the most incongruous aspects of the holiday season: dangerous children's toys. 10/12/07-Trevor vs. the Real World: I’ve Never Been So Moved: My firsthand account of the trials and tribulations of moving into your first apartment. (Well, not your first apartment -- my first apartment. But you get the idea.)
04/12/07 - Trevor vs. the Real World: Easter Edition: An irreverent and irreligious look at some of the more bizarre consequences stemming from the commercialization of Easter.
06/01/07 - Hot CoCo: "Man on the scene"-style review of the new CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort.
03/30/07 - Loco for CoCo: A preliminary appraisal of the unfinished CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort under construction in Danvers, MA.
03/15/07 - Hocus Focus: An extended profile of three magicians at various stages in their performing careers.
01/26/07 - Into the Lens:
The story of one promising young filmmaker's efforts to expose ongoing
senselessness in the world, including illegal immigration, historical
racism, and giant evil toast.
12/22/06 - Citizen Cane: A behind-the-scenes look at one local sweet shop's process for creating candy canes from scratch.
GOOD MORNING AMERICA
7/20/08-7/25/08 -Good Morning America Carpool Challenge:
A skeptical colleague takes me up on my challenge to carpool to work
together for an entire week. The world, meanwhile, looks on in
amusement.