• 11/30/09 - Jump n' Jivin', Jump-in Divin': Under the sea, under the sea, life is much better down where it's wetter -- take it from me (or, at least, Sebastian the Lobster).
• 6/14/09 - Tonight, Tonight, the World is Wild and Bright: Part tres in an exhaustingve tres part series about my recent vacation to Puerto Rico.
• 6/6/09 - I Know a Boat You Can Get On: Part dos in an exhaustingve tres part series about my recent vacation to Puerto Rico.
• 6/2/09 - I Want to Go Back to San Juan: Part uno in an exhaustingve tres part series about my recent vacation to Puerto Rico. (No, I swear I'm not rubbing it in your face. Especially since that's how I got that restraining order last time.)
  
• 4/4/09 - Struggling to Pass a Pop Quiznos: One $100 million sandwich conglomerate vs. one relatively unknown and mildly outraged humor writer in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-nothing Battle of the Bread. Who do you think comes out on top?! (Hint: Who cares?)
  
• 3/23/09 - The Straw that Broke the Writer's Sink: I think a camel might have actually come in handy (or at least hump-y) during this minor household fiasco.
• 3/5/09 - The Kitty that Never Sleeps: Who says I’m not a cat person! Me? Ow! (See what I did there?)
• 1/26/09 - It's Not Easy Being Green - at Christmas, anyway: It may have taken me more than a year to get around to skewering our country's most revered holiday once again, but I submit that it was worth the wait!
• 12/07/07 - It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Death: A satirical take on one of the most incongruous aspects of the holiday season: dangerous children's toys.
  10/12/07 - Trevor vs. the Real World: I’ve Never Been So Moved: My firsthand account of the trials and tribulations of moving into your first apartment. (Well, not your first apartment -- my first apartment. But you get the idea.)
• 04/12/07 - Trevor vs. the Real World: Easter Edition: An irreverent and irreligious look at some of the more bizarre consequences stemming from the commercialization of Easter.
• 02/08/07 - Trevor vs. the Real World: Cadillac Woes: A humorous yet undeniably poignant lament for one recently-sold 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible.

PUBLISHED HUMOR WRITING

(Warning: Occasional toilet humor and/or provocative language used within)

• 1/4/10 - My PDA is Prone to PDA
  

• 11/4/09 - A Review of Some of the Less Heralded Apple Products Debuting During Steve Jobs’ Leave of Absence
• 2/11/09 - New To The Internet, My Uncle Francis Naively Responds To Spam Comments Left On His Blog, “Frank Talk”

• 06/02/09 - Friday Doorbuster Specials at the Dollar Store
• 01/21/09 - My Wife—A Former Speechwriter in the Bush Administration—Reflects on the State of Our Union
• 04/07/08 - Excerpts from Amelia Bedelia Joins CTU
• 07/05/07 - Rejected Submissions to Mother Goose’s New and Improved Anthology of Children’s Nursery Rhymes
• 12/06/06 - One Amateur Writer’s In-Depth Analysis of a First Grader’s Creative Writing Exercise

MISCELLANEOUS WRITING

NEWSPAPER ARTICLES

• 06/01/07 - Hot CoCo: "Man on the scene"-style review of the new CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort.
• 03/30/07 - Loco for CoCo: A preliminary appraisal of the unfinished CoCo Key Indoor Water Resort under construction in Danvers, MA.
• 03/15/07 - Hocus Focus: An extended profile of three magicians at various stages in their performing careers.
• 01/26/07 - Into the Lens: The story of one promising young filmmaker's efforts to expose ongoing senselessness in the world, including illegal immigration, historical racism, and giant evil toast.
• 12/22/06 - Citizen Cane: A behind-the-scenes look at one local sweet shop's process for creating candy canes from scratch.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA

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