Where funny captions go to die


Congratulations, you're on the interweb!  And while I regret to say that we're fresh out of pornography at the moment, please feel free to check out the over-idealized listing pictures (i.e., those posted by the seller) of Kelly and Trevor's new house, located at 47 Alpine Circle, Sandy Hook, CT 06482. Feel free to send us a crock pot or something.

(Just FYI, these were supposed to have some semblance of order to them, showing you the house in counter clockwise fashion from outside to inside, downstairs to upstairs, but as soon as I posted them, the friggin' photo album just put everything in alphabetical order. I bloody hate technology. Except you, microwave. And you, "back" massager.)




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Wondering whether "these two crazy kids" will make it together? I think the photos below say it all...